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 Just callin' it it as we see it
...could it have been HOW you asked me...
...or could it have been WHAT you asked me...
...maybe it's WHEN you asked me...
all i know is that YOU'RE ON FUCKIN' CRACK...

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Sunday, April 25, 2004
 Tarzan on crack
You've gotta be on damn crack to climb up a tree in Central Park and and pretend you're Tarzan and Jane.

Posted by Christine @ 8:55:00 PM -- (0) comments

Wednesday, April 21, 2004
 Just what we all need...
Leave it to our favorite crack smokin' rice feeders to make pink (don't you know? pink is totally the new blue?) Hello Kitty Halogen bulbs. This would have been the perfect accoutrement for that abomination of an S2000 on 2 Fast 2 Furious;-) Hello Kitty Headlights

Posted by Marc @ 9:54:00 AM -- (0) comments

 I'm Back... On The Crack
Missed You Guys. Read About What Happened To Me Since Jan 22nd Here. Happy Hump Day.

Posted by Marley @ 7:25:00 AM -- (0) comments

Friday, April 09, 2004
 Let's legalize this for huntin'
Watch as this fine piece of huntin' ammo turns a whole roast into ground chuck. Liquified Potroast

Posted by Marc @ 10:18:00 AM -- (0) comments

Thursday, April 08, 2004
 Sigh....
In yet another slide towards lechery, one of my people has built a computer in the image of.... you guessed it, a well endowed anime charecter.
What's your fantasy? Not really sure what their affinity for animated underage schoolgirls with mammaries more disproportionate than barbies' are, but come on.... a computer?!? Makes me wonder where you insert the ram? Or how much harddrive capacity it has?

Posted by Marc @ 9:44:00 AM -- (0) comments

Wednesday, April 07, 2004
 Nederlanders is op crack!
This doesn't look very fun, and I'm not sure which would be more irratating. The piece of metal stuck in my eye, or the people telling me that I have a piece of metal stuck in my eye... The latest fashion must-have: eyeball jewellery

Posted by Marc @ 5:31:00 PM -- (0) comments

Monday, April 05, 2004
 Dirk Diggler meets New Jack City
Props to Mizzymoto for hookin up our new UrOnCrack header - only somebody who is one with his crackness could capture the essence of crack so well in digital form. Were you using your new imported busty mousepad while you made this, btw? ;)

Posted by Travis @ 6:02:00 AM -- (0) comments

Friday, April 02, 2004
 For the crackhead that can't afford an Escalade
For all those poh ass crackheads, you can roll on these dubs.

Posted by Marc @ 12:37:00 PM -- (0) comments

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