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...could it have been HOW you asked me...
...or could it have been WHAT you asked me...
...maybe it's WHEN you asked me...
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Friday, April 29, 2005
 Get the FUQ out bitch!!
Serious.. if you hear a ghost in your house say, "get out" then you need to get the fuq on up outta there.. damn. Anyhow, this one's for you brother Marley - directions to 112 Ocean Ave, Amityville, NY. :)

Here's one place you will never find me.

Posted by Travis @ 3:01:00 PM -- (0) comments

Tuesday, April 26, 2005
 WTF and a wessside rider
Don't mess with this kid, or he'll wtf you up.

Oh yeah.. weSSSIDE!

Posted by Travis @ 3:39:00 PM -- (1) comments

Tuesday, April 19, 2005
 Mobile phone theif discovers a new hiding place
Perhaps she was hoping the ringer was set to vibrate.

Woman hides mobilephone in her vagina

Posted by Marc @ 1:02:00 PM -- (2) comments

Monday, April 18, 2005
 Imprezza WRX STi ATV
I'm not sure what makes me more sad. The fact that they destroyed a WRX STi to build this, or that I don't get to drive it!

WRX STi ATV

Posted by Marc @ 10:12:00 PM -- (1) comments

Thursday, April 14, 2005
 Proud to be Texan
Have you guys heard of those Texans that are taking it upon themselves to patrol the Texas/Mexico border? That's right, they're real progressive citizens, and they also happen to be my fuqin neighbors. Meet, Bill - he's Texan, and he's fuqin proud of it. With Bill on our side, we won't have to worry about any of those big bad Mexicans coming into our great state - well, at least none that are wheelchair-bound.. Bill doesn't look too quick on his feet.

Email me if you want to contribute to my get-spliff-out-of-texas fund. :)

Posted by Travis @ 9:48:00 AM -- (2) comments

Tuesday, April 12, 2005
 Headless laser guided fruit flies
I see a world in the not-too-distant future where armies of laser guided fruit flies invades a rogue military state. Wars won through sheer numbers and constant battery by these little warriors. Ahh... the future looks bright...


Headless Laser Guided Fruit Flies

Posted by Marc @ 4:05:00 PM -- (0) comments

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