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 Just callin' it it as we see it
...could it have been HOW you asked me...
...or could it have been WHAT you asked me...
...maybe it's WHEN you asked me...
all i know is that YOU'RE ON FUCKIN' CRACK...

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Friday, February 25, 2005
 Old Crackdonald had a pharm..
After a long an uneventful absence heir Crackmeister has returned with crackalicious goodies spewing forth from all my ...... Umm yea, anyhow it seems that in my absence, crack has become a surplus commodity. So here's an homage to one of my favorite tunes, "Old Crackdonald had a Pharm"

Old CrackDonald had a Pharm,
Eee I Eee I Ooo,

With some crack crack here
Road Kill Candy

XBox Transducer "for her pleasure"

and some crack crack there
Lego robot plays raggae on a ukelele

here some crack
Nudist restaurants = new Manhattan craze?

there some crack
Super Mega Ultra Post-It Brothers

everywhere some crack crack
Hamster MIDI sequencer

Posted by Marc @ 11:29:00 AM -- (0) comments

Tuesday, February 22, 2005
 I Know It's The Year Of The Cock, But WTF?!
I will not publish another such story for the rest of this cracked-out year... promise.

Story

Posted by Marley @ 4:16:00 PM -- (2) comments

Sunday, February 13, 2005
 The Brits Seem To Be A Bit Testicle Obsessed...
On the heels of a wacko Welsh rugby fan, comes Amanda from near Liverpool, who proves yet again that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Story

-marley

Posted by Marley @ 7:15:00 AM -- (0) comments

Friday, February 11, 2005
 Where'd all the crack go?
Daaaaaaaayyyyyuuummm...

I turn away for a likkle bit, and this place falls asleep.

Well beware bitchez, I am writing again, and finding some real sick shite on the web.

I humbly submit exhibits 'A' and 'B':

A

B

Watch this space!

*peace*

-marley

Posted by Marley @ 4:43:00 PM -- (0) comments

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