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Monday, May 31, 2004 |
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I do believe you'd get your ass kicked for wearin something like this. :)
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Friday, May 28, 2004 |
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Interesting post up on slashdot today called "The Way the Music Died" (in reference to Don McLean's American Pie - which is a lyrical masterpiece; here's an absolutely brilliant break-down of the song, line-by-line) - in typical slashdot fashion everyone pretty much blames "The Man" ("The Man" being the RIAA or the big 5 record labels, take your pick), but the point that everyone seems to miss is that MTV and the radio are not the only sources of music out there, and they do *not* define Music as a whole. You can walk into damn near any club or bar with live music and find some truly great grooves. Hell, there's great music for sale too - go down to Berkeley to the Rasputin records there... there's 3 or 4 really great music stores right around each other, and there's hella people there that will turn you on to shit you've never heard of, but will no doubt dig once you give it a chance.
Now Euro-electronica... that's a whole 'nother story worthy of its own post... I'm so damn sick of the mindless thump-snare-thump-snare-generic chick sings a few lines-thump-snare-thump-snare-lines repeated-thump-snare-thump-snare shit that I can't even put it into words. It's kewl to dance to at a club (or to sit and tap your foot to if you can't dance - like me), but I just don't see the appeal of doing the seat-dance to this shit while in your daily commute. Funny thing though - I see mad old people (like 60+) fuqin BLARING hard house while cruisin down the street.. funniest shit I've ever seen I tell ya. Anyhow, music as a whole is not fucking dead - you only have to get up off your ass and go get it.. just like anything else in life. :) ::spliff |
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Thursday, May 20, 2004 |
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I guess the pimply game fanatic teen that wishes he was driving a car and not a computer might dig this but all I have to say is why? PC Cupholder and Cigarette Ligher | |
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Monday, May 17, 2004 |
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So yeah, these poor Germans have been literally waiting for the stork for 8 friggin years, and still no baby. I don't see an English translation for the article, so here's my own Englishified version fer ya:
--------- A doctor has advised a German couple to sleep with each other in order to conceive children. The 30-year-old man and 36-year-old womain sought a fertility clinic's council after 8 years of marriage because they were still childless. After a test a doctor gave some simple advice: "If you want to get pregnant you need to have sex." The university hospitol of Lubek has never had such a case before. The couple had undergone several tests and the doctors were confident that both were fertile. Typically this would mean that there would be no problem making a baby. "Then we asked them how much sex they had on average, and they looked at us terribly astonished. They did not understand what we meant," said a spokesperson from the hospitol. The two had grown up in very strict religious surroundings and were unaware, after 8 years of marriage, how they could become pregnant. --------- So my translation sucks, but you get the idea. What I don't get though is that if the dude is in bed and wakes up with mornin' wood would the two of them have just looked at it all confused 'n shit... "Look Helga, it's doing it AGAIN!!.. what do we do?!?" Of course, I have known at least one person who had somewhat similar issues with understanding the whole child-making process - I was chillin' with one of my best friends (I'll leave ur name out dawg, no worries) when I was 17 or so, and we were talking about the ladies as per usual when he was tellin me about this girl he had been with, and how he hadn't worn a James Dickey. I asked him why he wasn't worried about getting the chic pregnant or catching some crazy ass STD, and he replied all matter-of-fact to me, "well I didn't sleep with her, you dumbass." After a few clarifying questions it became apparent that my friend believed without doubt that you could screw all you wanted without protection, but so long as you didn't actually *sleep* with the chic then you needn't worry about babies or STDs. Hahaha.. only in fucking Texas. :) ::spliff |
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Contrary to the purpose of this blog, I gotta point out the anti-crackness of the Google IPO plans. By now you've heard that these guys are doing an IPO, but did you know that they are determining the opening price by way of a Dutch auction? So yeah, this effectively makes it so that a bunch of rich bastards don't get to have all the fun - score 1 for the good guys. Also, the two founders are keeping most (read: damn near all) of the voting power for themselves, much as a family-owned business might do if going public - apparently this has made a few people and organisations a bit miffed... yeah well fuck the naysayers; even if the IPO doesn't do as well as it could have done they at least lived up to their word and didn't compromise their morals in the name of the all-important bottom-line. If it does go well then maybe this can be an example to other companies out there, resulting in a bit more fair play when it comes to IPOs. Go go gadget Google! :)
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Tuesday, May 11, 2004 |
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Monday, May 10, 2004 |
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Someone at work heard that microwaved cheetohs taste better than cold cheetoh's so in typical NF fashion we set up a A/B test to determine which was the superior cheetoh. Interestingly enough, cheetoh's become combustible after 1 minute in the microwave! Whoda thunk? | |
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Monday, May 03, 2004 |
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biggest crackwhore i know... | |
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so...i know this person and she has been smokin' waaaay too much crack lately. just got way too much on her plate. so much, she's the biggest crackwhore i know. u might be wondering...who? well, it's none other than yours truly. uh huh... *nodding head* so i bought lion king tickets the first day it was made available back in the summer of last year. i wasted hella time on the phone just waiting and then finally got an customer service rep. i knew i was moving to slc so i chose a weekend before i start my clinic massaging the public... yah, i bought those tickets for friday, april 30th @ 8pm. *hitting myself upside the head* duuuudes, that was this past friday! i hella could have seen u guys!!!! waaaa... *tear* i'm so upset about it. i didn't even do jackshit or anything worthwhile this past weekend and i would've loved more than anything to have seen u all and seen my folks. dog gone it! it's totally not like me to forget something so big as this, but well, since my ex and i broke up...i've just been able to conveniently take out everything re: he and i. obviously, we were supposed to have seen it together. but dude, i would've totally taken trav! *big sigh* alright, that's it. i just needed to vent and let y'alls know how much of an idiot i am. i think i just need to cut back on the crack yo. hahaha... | |
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