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Thursday, December 04, 2003 |
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As I'm rollin' into the office this morning one of those fantastic things occurs to me that often happens to people who are travelling abroad - I come across a photo-worthy false conjugate. Now, normally false conjugates aren't all that exciting - in my native language I find gazillions of false conjugates whenever looking at Dansk or Svenska and sometimes even in English. For example, the sound "yay" translates to the pronoun "I" in English, and not the word "yay" (if that's even a word haha), hence it is a false conjugate - not too exciting though.
However, every now and then you get a foreign sound or spelling that just really jumps out at you. Take my liesurely drive to work this morning - I'm rollin' down the A9 just past Beverwijk when much to my surprise there is a big-rig pulling a giant trailer that apparently belongs to a company called "Transport de Cock" - yes, Transport de COCK. Of course, coming across such a gem as this I naturally had to snap a photo... so I bust out my trusty camera from my rucksack and pull up next to the truck to get a nice phat shot to show my amigos back home what a COCK Transportation device looks like in Nederland. So... I'm cruisin up next to the truck and I'm right near the cab when I click the shutter - I have a digicam though, so by the time the shutter (or digital variant of the shutter) actually does its thang, the driver has noticed me and decides to give me the bird while he slows down to pull his truck over. So now all I have is a photo of some random Dutch dood givin me the international sign of 'you're #1' while driving this big rig that has "Transport de " on the side... when he slowed down it made me miss the gawddamn COCK - god verdomme! I risked life and limb, and all I have is a damn no-COCK photo to share with the world. What a waste of an excellent opportunity. I have learned my lesson though - from hear on out I'm gonna travel with the camera at the ready; I've been practicing all day so as to get my gun-slingin paparazzi technique down and everything. The next time I find a COCK transportation device I will be damn sure to snap a photo to share with the world. :) L8. |
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