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Tuesday, December 30, 2003
lagĀ·ger (lgr)

n. Slang

1. A person who moves or proceeds slowly.
2. Someone who takes his sweet ass time getting himself on crack.

Okay so I may be a little sloooo, but what I lack in speed I make up for in my superpower... The ability to attract weirdo's and freaks like a Neodymium rare earth magnet on crank. Take for instance this f00l who came up to me in SF and slapped my ass


I told him I'm not really into shag, or being shagged for that matter...

Or this poor soul who replied to my most recent jaunt onto craigslist...



I just wrote back to her with a simple "I'm sorry"

Sigh...... I guess I'm destined to a life surrounded by my fellow crackheads!

Posted by Marc @ 5:41:00 PM --

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