...could it have been HOW you asked me...
...or could it have been WHAT you asked me...
...maybe it's WHEN you asked me...
all i know is that YOU'RE ON FUCKIN' CRACK...
1. A person who moves or proceeds slowly.
2. Someone who takes his sweet ass time getting himself on crack.
Okay so I may be a little sloooo, but what I lack in speed I make up for in my superpower... The ability to attract weirdo's and freaks like a Neodymium rare earth magnet on crank. Take for instance this f00l who came up to me in SF and slapped my ass
I told him I'm not really into shag, or being shagged for that matter...
Or this poor soul who replied to my most recent jaunt onto craigslist...
I just wrote back to her with a simple "I'm sorry"
Sigh...... I guess I'm destined to a life surrounded by my fellow crackheads!