...could it have been HOW you asked me...
...or could it have been WHAT you asked me...
...maybe it's WHEN you asked me...
all i know is that YOU'RE ON FUCKIN' CRACK...
"After a few minutes of staring at the beast, I gave a tentative flush. (I am not sure why, even to this day, that I did that. Instinct, I guess.) The powerful hospital-toilet flush DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT ROCK in the water -- that's how big it was... Everyone who saw it did the same thing I did: gave it a trial flush. It sat there like Buddha, stony-faced and unmoving."