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Tuesday, February 03, 2004 |
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Stale Crack - The SuperBowl Half Time Debacle | |
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Here at UrOnCrack, we like to think we provide only the freshest, highest quality, most crack-a-licious crack around.This post might be an exception, sadly.
See, I gotta talk about something so trite and stoopid because - and this is the kicker - it is indicative (on a fundamental level) of the degree to which people we assume are normal, people we assume are 'so much more in control of their shit than we are', people whom we are encouraged to admire and adore - yes these people - these very mutherfuckers... THEY ARE ON CRACK! In no partcular order: MTv (and by extension, 99% of the 'so-called' music industry) You fuckers are the lamest crackheads around. You have pumped radio and tv full of such shitty music (MissyE, Outkast exemption applies) that you can't even find 5 quality artists to do a half-time show... so what do u do? You bring out the cheesiest of cheesey. Janet Jackson? Lip-syncing songs from 2 years ago... fuckin pathetic. P-Diddy? Ditto. Nelly? For fucks sake, he's had his 20 minutes of fame. If Nelly is still rapping in 2006, I'm eating liver for a week. Kid Rock... did he break with the lip-sync norm? I think not. Then finally, the booby-patch-ripper, JT, doing a little something I don't even know - coz I can't be down with the musical equivalent of generic ramen noodles. What a load of shite it all really was. I take back what I said. It's not that MTv couldn't find 5 quality artists - it simply that nobody else with half a brain would even want to do that shit. It was a telling statement about the state of music in these United States- and the state of the music is not good. The NFL Gawd,you fucking hypocrites. The mutha-fuckin' NFL which has scantily clad women with inordinately large breasts roaming the sidelines of EACH and EVERY fucking game - yes, this NFL - they want us to believe that they are so outraged by Ms. Jackson's nasty nipple pasty. Right... totally. Yes, family values have suffered because of 2 seconds of mammarian exposure - but never because of those ho's with pom-poms that no doubt receive a good couple hours worth of coverage during the course of a season. Oh no... they're a family friendly product. Jack-asses. Paul Taglibue should just give in to his clandestine desire to have bondage sessions with Janet Jackson. THE FCC Why do I get the feeling that the head of the FCC would rather spend his time polishing dildos? Why? Because he's obviously not interested in repealing, modernizing, or updating the fucking antiquated laws regarding on-air vs. cable television that have fostered this sort of retarded reaction. Here again is a classic example of America's Puritan-Whore schizophrenia. Few years ago, Li'l Kim pulled that same stunt on MTv. I am cock-sure that most of America saw that shit, and there was no ground-swell of outrage. But no... this is 'on-air' TV... it's different. You see, it's reaching little Johnny in Topeka, and little Suzie in Sheboinken... and they don't have cable... and they have never seen a (partially) nude breast on TV. It is our duty to protect them from this, or the entire moral fabric of this great nation will start to become undone... thread by precious thread. *Hurl* I almost made myself throw up writing that... make the decency laws unilateral for fuck's sake. Who on earth is still using on-air TV anyway? Hmmm... I suspect a lot of them voted for u-know-who last election. |
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