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...or could it have been WHAT you asked me... ...maybe it's WHEN you asked me... all i know is that YOU'RE ON FUCKIN' CRACK... |
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Monday, May 17, 2004 |
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So yeah, these poor Germans have been literally waiting for the stork for 8 friggin years, and still no baby. I don't see an English translation for the article, so here's my own Englishified version fer ya:
--------- A doctor has advised a German couple to sleep with each other in order to conceive children. The 30-year-old man and 36-year-old womain sought a fertility clinic's council after 8 years of marriage because they were still childless. After a test a doctor gave some simple advice: "If you want to get pregnant you need to have sex." The university hospitol of Lubek has never had such a case before. The couple had undergone several tests and the doctors were confident that both were fertile. Typically this would mean that there would be no problem making a baby. "Then we asked them how much sex they had on average, and they looked at us terribly astonished. They did not understand what we meant," said a spokesperson from the hospitol. The two had grown up in very strict religious surroundings and were unaware, after 8 years of marriage, how they could become pregnant. --------- So my translation sucks, but you get the idea. What I don't get though is that if the dude is in bed and wakes up with mornin' wood would the two of them have just looked at it all confused 'n shit... "Look Helga, it's doing it AGAIN!!.. what do we do?!?" Of course, I have known at least one person who had somewhat similar issues with understanding the whole child-making process - I was chillin' with one of my best friends (I'll leave ur name out dawg, no worries) when I was 17 or so, and we were talking about the ladies as per usual when he was tellin me about this girl he had been with, and how he hadn't worn a James Dickey. I asked him why he wasn't worried about getting the chic pregnant or catching some crazy ass STD, and he replied all matter-of-fact to me, "well I didn't sleep with her, you dumbass." After a few clarifying questions it became apparent that my friend believed without doubt that you could screw all you wanted without protection, but so long as you didn't actually *sleep* with the chic then you needn't worry about babies or STDs. Hahaha.. only in fucking Texas. :) ::spliff |
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