...could it have been HOW you asked me...
...or could it have been WHAT you asked me...
...maybe it's WHEN you asked me...
all i know is that YOU'RE ON FUCKIN' CRACK...
Sadly I can relate to this poor guy... Hey, but that which doesn't kill us only makes us stronger right? # posted by Marc : August 31, 2004 at 10:22 AM
I haveta side with Tine on this one; damn near all the asian doods I know are players to one degree or another - you too, Marco Polo - you're money, you just don't know it baby. :) This shit was hella funny though: "When an Asian guy sees a white guy with an Asian girl, the typical reaction is punk ass fetish motherfucker.." bahahahaha!
/me goes back to watching 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Pukangkang' # posted by Travis : August 31, 2004 at 3:41 PM
Somebody get this brutha a DJ Krush box set and a 'happy ending' massage! ;-) Not true from what I have seen. Asian guys navigate that DMZ/chasm between Abercombie&Fitch and RocaWear with aplomb. Homeboy never did offer a clothing option though. I mean... is there a Sino-Asian-centric clothes label out there? Maybe Benetton? If not, then I am proposing a new line!!! Yes, if A&F is fo' whitey, and FuBu/RocaWear is fo' ma nizzles, then I give you:
F.A.M.E.
(For Asian Males Exclusively)
Yeah baby. I'm a be rockin' my F.A.M.E hooded sweatshirt with the dragon-embroidered kung-fu sleeves. And you know I luvs my black draw-string-waist kung fu pants. Nice muscle T with the ole school Shaw Bros. logo. Wicked.
Oh well, something tells me my brilliant idea won't cheer that dude up. Feel no pain holmes. It ain't just you, and it ain't just coz you're Asian. # posted by Marley : September 1, 2004 at 2:40 AM
LOL F.A.M.E. I love it! You should write up a proposal and pitch it to A&F, perhaps it'll give 'em a little more cred the next time they decide to do a "chinese laundry" teeshirt;-)
Personally my favorite line was "Asian parents don't sing lullabies to their kids - they make them memorize the Periodic Table...". # posted by Marc : September 2, 2004 at 3:12 PM