...could it have been HOW you asked me...
...or could it have been WHAT you asked me...
...maybe it's WHEN you asked me...
all i know is that YOU'RE ON FUCKIN' CRACK...
I am facing man's greatest dillema at the moment... I have to take a monstrous poo, yet I have no TP or any other kind of paper product in the house. I'm considering going with some bubble-wrap I've had around since last Christmas, but the flush factor can't be good; the only other alternative is going with an old pair of socks that are past their prime. I don't think my chances of flush success are much greater with thick cotton though. Why, oh why, can't Albertheijn be open past 5pm?!?!