...could it have been HOW you asked me...
...or could it have been WHAT you asked me...
...maybe it's WHEN you asked me...
all i know is that YOU'RE ON FUCKIN' CRACK...
Have you guys heard of those Texans that are taking it upon themselves to patrol the Texas/Mexico border? That's right, they're real progressive citizens, and they also happen to be my fuqin neighbors. Meet, Bill - he's Texan, and he's fuqin proud of it. With Bill on our side, we won't have to worry about any of those big bad Mexicans coming into our great state - well, at least none that are wheelchair-bound.. Bill doesn't look too quick on his feet.
Email me if you want to contribute to my get-spliff-out-of-texas fund. :)