...could it have been HOW you asked me...
...or could it have been WHAT you asked me...
...maybe it's WHEN you asked me...
all i know is that YOU'RE ON FUCKIN' CRACK...
Hello fellow crack fiends, today I bring you the essence of everything wrong with food in America today. I found out about this place from a co-worker that ordered the Smoked Bacon Spray, the Memphis BBQ Spray, the Ranch Spray, and the Chocolate Fudge Spray. While his purchase was driven more out of curiosity than genuine desire, I am troubled by the future of food this portends. I suppose this should be no surprise as it was predicted over 40 years ago by Roald Dalh's Willie Wonka. It won't be long before we're eating 3 course meals of concentrated nutrient bars that are spritzed with Tomato Basil Bisque, Spaghetti with Parmesan, and Key lime pie. Oh wait.... the future is now: