...could it have been HOW you asked me...
...or could it have been WHAT you asked me...
...maybe it's WHEN you asked me...
all i know is that YOU'RE ON FUCKIN' CRACK...
I just saw this headline come accross my Google desktop bar, and HAD to rant. In my days in the Valley I've heard all kinds of euphamisms for people getting canned; layoffs, cutbacks, downsizing, RIFs, etc. But NONE are as misleading or inflamatory as "release". I mean they make it sound like they've caught an undersized Steelhead they're letting off the hook.
"Fly my pretties, fly.... i just got a mental picture of evil novel monkeys with wings being released......"
For real... they wouldn't have so many problems if the software they developed wasn't completely and totally unnecessary. Good point though, Marc - "release" is as misleading as they come. A more accurate euphamism would be to say "Novell to Fuck 20% of Their Employees." ;) # posted by Travis : November 8, 2005 at 3:52 PM