...could it have been HOW you asked me...
...or could it have been WHAT you asked me...
...maybe it's WHEN you asked me...
all i know is that YOU'RE ON FUCKIN' CRACK...
They don't get laid enough. In a recent survey, Japan came in last out of 41 nations in terms of the number of time a year they get it on. In the land of the rising sun, the average number of sexual encounters numbered just 45 per year vs the global average of 103 times per year. You know it's bad when the government has to PAY their citizens a subsidy to get them making babies.
I propose we help our rice eating eastern bretheren out in getting their average up. Grab the nearest friendly Japanese you can get your hands on and take them to bed.